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Peugeot’s alternative Top Ten Tips for Lowering Fuel Consumption: Ladies Only
- You frequently drive around for miles with the fuel gauge light screaming – very good practice, since the less fuel in the car, the less the car weighs and the more economical it is to run.
- Continue to park as far away as possible from everyone else in the car park to ensure you get in and out of a car space safely – the distance you walk to get back to your destination amounts to more than 10,000km a year in fuel savings.
- You consistently give directions to the men in your life as qualified back seat passengers – keep the good work up, get those men to their destinations & keep saving on fuel.
- You usually stick to the speed limit, resulting in less fuel consumption – in fact you quite often stick to well under the speed limit, as you mentally go through your shopping list for Tescos, thinking about that hair appointment you need to make, daydreaming about the day you marry Brad Pitt…
- Stop feeling guilty. Shopping sprees are commended + buying now-for-later is recommended – we applaud your reasoning after all you’re not making multiple trips to your local shopping centre, which increases fuel consumption.
- Keep singing the Wheels on the Bus to the kids + turn that stereo off altogether! Stereos and electrical loads use vital fuel.
- In fact who really needs half the buttons and switches and knobs in cars – what are they for anyway????
- Maintain that monthly hair cut – the less weight carried, means less fuel used.
- Maintain that bi-weekly nail-bar manicure – the less weight carried, means less fuel used.
- Maintain your monthly leg waxing – the less weight carried, means less fuel used.
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