Peugeot’s alternative Top Tips for Lowering Fuel Consumption: Men Only
- Ask for directions if you’re lost! We estimate you’ll use up to 90% less fuel per annum.
- Stay off the booze and kebabs for 10 weeks – the less weight carried around in your car, the less fuel you will use.
- Take the keys off the lady in your life – you know you drive better.
- Hand the keys to your mother-in-law – you know she always knows best.
- Avoid excessive oggling at females as you drive by – the more your engine idles, the more fuel it uses.
- Turn off the air conditioning – sponsored by Lynx.
- Drive naked – less weight means less fuel and it’ll certainly increase your scoring likelihood during those oggling sessions.
- It’ll also keep you cool when the aircon is off.
